A NEW “Little Drop of RETSIN”

Back in the mid 1960′S through the mid 1970’s Certs Corporation rolled out a “BRAND NEW” ingredient to the American CONNED-sumer it was called RETSIN. Now this wondrous, non toxic chemical was an extremely magnificent sales tool for many years. The funny thing about it ALL was the later findings of research yielded the “truth” that the futuristic “death breath” killer turned out to be a simple VEGETABLE OIL that had undergone a beaker tweaking via an industrial Bunson burner.

Now we have BP, ( “British Petroleum”/BURMA PIPELINE!), rolling out a new gasoline “product” that claims to make your vehicle’s engine run “LIKE NEW”… it’s name is ‘INVIGORATE’. Now isn’t that a “CATS MEOW” of modern CONceptional advertising! It’s got this really “cool” early Peter Max-ish, (in the fifth grade!), cartoon-Like graphic presentation that sells this wonder of modern chemistry.

So here’s to the great folks who’ve made our economy so INVIGORATED in recent months. And may they continue to bribe…er BRING you more JOY in your daily motoring. Let’s all get out there and bring a little More cheer to those wonderful folks that keep America on the move!

~ by omegetymon on July 2, 2008.